https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/lazarus-hackers-use-windows-update-to-deploy-malware/
And yet, somehow, Java is the problem.
«North Korean-backed hacking group Lazarus has added the Windows Update client to its list of living-off-the-land binaries (LoLBins) and is now actively using it to execute malicious code on Windows systems.»