So. I don’t live in Maine. I don’t even know the issues in my own state (North Carolina), because, honestly, the “issues” are horseshit.

But… can we be done with white men? I know I’m a white man, but, seriously, I’ve seen enough white men crash and burn. Can we (“we”: y’all) pick someone with her head screwed on straight?

And not Susan Collins. Yes, she’s a woman, but… c’mon, Brett Kavanaugh?