I just had a crazy thought, having seen my 8,000th picture of Pete Hegseth: is he gay?

Just kinda hit me. I’m sure 100,000 people have wondered this before me; I’m kinda slow, but I get there.

I mean… the whole emphasis on manliness. Haven’t we seen this before?

I know, all the gay men out there are saying, “Oh, welcome to the party, John.”