Love me some Twitter noir.
Elliott Downing (@elliott_downing) Tweeted:
“What’s in our pit, Pooh?” Piglet whispered. “Is it a Heffalump?”
Pooh peered down at the drifter’s broken body. “I’m afraid not, Piglet.”
“We’re going to be in trouble now, aren’t we?” said Piglet.
Pooh lay a hand on his friend’s arm. “Not if we fill in this pit before morning.”