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“The battle of Tours” – Powers and Thrones (Dan Jones) https://bookshop.org/ebooks/quotes/41bcdf88-f8ed-44f0-88fd-93fdb4fd3b4f

Western writers and Charles Martel. (Does everybody want their history determined by great figures, or is that a Western thing?)

«The battle of Tours (also known as the battle of Poitiers) was well known to contemporaries and has been celebrated by western writers for more than one thousand years. Its salient details and exemplary moral lesson were fixed within no more than three years of its conclusion by writers including the Venerable Bede, who wrote in his Ecclesiastical History of the English People (completed at some time before Bede’s death at Jarrow in England in May 735) that “a dreadful plague of Saracens ravaged France with miserable slaughter, but they not long after in that country received the punishment due to their wickedness.”49 Many others followed Bede’s example, both in the Middle Ages and the present day. To the chronicler of Saint Denis—writing more than six hundred years later during the apogee of French sacral kingship in the thirteenth century, Charles Martel saved “the Church of St Martin, the city, and the whole country” from “the enemies of Christian faith.” To Edward Gibbon, writing his Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire between 1776 and 1789, the defeat of Abd al-Rahman saved all of Europe from Islamification and prevented an alternative history from unfolding: one in which Arab conquests reached Poland and the Highlands of Scotland; where “the interpretation of the Koran would now be taught in the schools of Oxford, and her pulpits might demonstrate to a circumcised people the sanctity and truth of the revelation of Mahomet [sic].”50 Two hundred years later, during the 1970s, the Charles Martel Group formed in France as a right-wing terrorist organization devoted to opposing Algerian migration to France through a series of bombings. In twenty-first-century America an organization called the Charles Martel Society organizes white nationalists and publishes an overtly racist journal giving a platform for pseudo-scholarly articles on subjects including eugenics and racial segregation.51 So even today Martel’s victory is regarded as a historical turning point: a battle that changed the world, the moment at which the seemingly unstoppable sweep of Arab conquests in the century following Muhammad’s death was checked.

Yet of course, as we have already seen, this is far too simple a reading of history. For one thing, it is not totally clear that Abd al-Rahman wished to conquer the kingdom of the Franks at all: the most useful Mediterranean ports between the Pyrenees and the Rhône were already in Muslim hands by the 730s, and had been pacified with a judicious use of exemplary violence (bishops were occasionally burned alive in their churches, while rumors had spread up from Visigothic Spain telling of Berber troops boiling and eating obstinate Christians) alongside the routine application of the jizyah [a head tax on non-Muslim people living in the caliphate]. Tours and the surrounding areas were interesting fields of plunder, but it is no certain thing that in the 730s they were being lined up for full Muslim conquest.

Moreover, the battle of Tours alone was nothing when placed alongside two earlier defeats that stand as much more convincing examples of historical turning points for the caliphate’s expansion. The first was the failed 717–18 siege of Constantinople, described earlier. [Greek fire! (Invented by a Syrian (family?), apparently, so why is its most popular name “Greek”?)] The second is the battle of Aksu, also in 717, in which an Arab-led army, bolstered by troops of Turkic and Tibetan origin, was wiped out by the Tang Chinese in the Xinjiang [East Turkistan] region of modern China. This defeat heralded a gradual winding down of the Muslim charge eastward; by the 750s the borders of the Islamic world and Tang China had been settled in central Asia, where the two powers shared control of the Silk Road trading routes. The middle decades of the eighth century marked the point when the Islamic conquests hit their geopolitical limits, not only in Europe but across the world. Charles Martel’s victory in 732 was only one small part of that much larger process.»

Powers and Thrones

“In 714 the last Visigothic king, Ardo, took power in a pathetic kingdom reduced to a strip of land between Béziers (today in France) and Barcelona. He clung on there for about seven years, and when he died in 720 or 721, the Visigoths were done.” – Powers and Thrones (Dan Jones) https://bookshop.org/ebooks/quotes/a0b829ef-9b82-496b-84b6-e9959956df97

Honestly, there’s a story here. An entire novel. Or a trilogy or something.

The GOP’s New Medicaid Denialism – The Atlantic

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/06/medicaid-cuts-tax-bill/683018/

«So either the Wall Street Journal editorial board is misleading its audience intentionally or it does not understand statistics. (Decades of Journal editorials provide ample grounds for both explanations.)»

Glad to see somebody else with the same low opinion of the WSJ’s editorial page that I have.

Curtis Yarvin’s Plot Against America | The New Yorker

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2025/06/09/curtis-yarvin-profile (paywalled, sorry)

«“Yarvin has pushed the Overton window,” Nikhil Pal Singh, a history professor at N.Y.U., told me.»

I’m so sick of these Things That Have Names and Wikipedia Pages. I swear, I feel like the use of These Names is a sign of somebody who has turned their brain off.

I said what I said.

Powers and Thrones

«The Sunni-Shia divide came to be tremendously important during the later Middle Ages, particularly (as we shall see) during the crusading era. But it has lasted far longer than that. During the twentieth century, a revived, poisonous sectarianism established in part along Sunni-Shia lines began to inform world geopolitics—playing a role in the interconnected Iran-Iraq War, U.S.-led Gulf wars, and long-running “Islamic cold war,” which has pitted Saudi Arabia and Iran against one another for regional hegemony in the Middle East since 1979; as well as other, painful and deadly conflicts that have been fought in Pakistan, Iraq, and Syria. That all this can still be traced back to the machinations of powerful men in the seventh century a.d. may seem astonishing—but as so often proves the case, the Middle Ages remain with us today.

https://bookshop.org/ebooks/quotes/04ce5e72-65ae-4dcd-8d20-cfcc206204ea

Why Republican states are banning lab-grown meat | Vox

More right-wing stupidity:

«self-styled champions of free enterprise in Nebraska, Montana, Indiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Texas, and Wyoming have all sought to stymy the manufacture and sale of cellular meat within their borders.»

Of course. Rights for me, but not for thee.

«what some Republicans seem to fear about lab-grown meat is precisely that it could render mass animal torture unnecessary, and therefore, verboten. As DeSantis explained when he announced his cellular meat ban last May, “Florida is fighting back against the global elite’s plan to force the world to eat meat grown in a petri dish or bugs to achieve their authoritarian goals.”

The idea here is that an international cabal of billionaire progressives wants to outlaw traditional meat and make Americans eat insects and poor simulacrums of beef instead (in arguing this, DeSantis was riffing on a popular right-wing conspiracy theory about the World Economic Forum’s tyrannical machinations).

Other Republican opponents of cellular meat express similar concerns. Nebraska Gov. Jim Pillen, himself a major pork producer, described his state’s prohibition as an effort to “battle fringe ideas and groups to defend our way of life.”»

https://www.vox.com/future-of-meat/414735/lab-grown-meat-ban-nebraska-montana-republicans

«The only scenario in which lab-grown meats could fully displace farmed ones is if the former comprehensively outcompetes the latter in the marketplace. If cellular meat ever becomes both tastier and cheaper than conventional alternatives — across every cut and kind of animal protein — then it could plausibly drive factory farmers into ruin. And in a world where almost no one eats pork derived from tortured sows, it’s conceivable that the government could ban such torture. In so doing, however, it would only be ratifying the market’s verdict.»

The Punch That Launched Trump’s War on American Universities – WSJ

«In February 2019, Hayden Williams set up a table at UC Berkeley, where he was helping recruit students to join Turning Point USA, a youth-outreach group founded by conservative activist Charlie Kirk. A man taunted Williams and delivered a sucker punch. Neither the attacker, who was later arrested, nor Williams were students at the school. [Emphasis mine. – John.]»

https://www.wsj.com/us-news/education/trump-college-university-federal-funding-fight-91c2a274?st=3EaFFu&reflink=mobilewebshare_permalink (gift)