https://www.wonkette.com/p/musks-doggie-hackerboys-update

Good article; Wonkette rocks.

Please join me in a sidebar in which I do math with zeros.

100 is a 1 followed by two zeros. It’s also 10 × 10, so we can write 10² or 1E2 in computerese because computers can’t do exponents.

Likewise, 1000 is a 1 followed by three zeros or 10 × 10 × 10 or 10³ or 1E3.

When you divide, you subtract exponents, so 1000 ÷ 100 is done by subtracting the 2 in 10² from the 3 in 10³, so the answer is 10¹ or just 10.

Duh. Sounds stupid so far, right? Let’s take it to the next level.

One meeeelion is 1,000,000; 1 followed by six zeros, 10⁶, 1E6.

One billion is 10⁹; nine zeros.

One trillion is 10¹²; twelve zeros.

Those numbers (6, 9, 12) are worth memorizing.

Paul Ryan’s big tax cut bill, which he enacted for his good friend Donald Trump and his billionaire buddies back in 2016, is expiring this year (2025, for any time travellers from the future who are still unsure as to what year it is). Elon Musk and his billionaire bros would prefer that not happen. Continuing that tax cut will cost an eye-watering amount of money that must be accounted for in the budgetary process. AOC says that’s  $4 trillion. Elon says he wants to cut $2 trillion. 12 zeroes.

Elon says he saved $110 million. That’s 8 zeroes (100 × 1 million;  10² × 10⁶ = 10⁸ because we add exponents when multiplying).

$4 trillion. 4 × 10¹². Divided by 10⁸… 12 minus 8… is 10⁴. That’s a 1 followed by 4 zeroes. That’s $10,000. (Don’t forget to multiply by 4.)

If you had a gift card with a balance of $40,001 and you swiped it at a vending machine that charged you $1 for a Coke, now you have $40,000 on that card. How much did that hurt? How much are you complaining?

That’s what $110 mil is in the face of $4 *trillion*. It’s couch-cushion change. It’s four quarters and a dime.

We’re starving babies around the world (including this country) for chump change because Elon wants to save those tax cuts for himself and his billionaire friends. And it’s not even going to help.

Don’t just follow the money. Follow the *zeros*.