«Sadly the player in question, who in a bout of nominative determinism goes by the handle Morgan ‘RepulseGod’ Bamford, didn’t have the stones to deliver their apology in-person…»

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/third-person-shooter/epic-sues-fortnite-cheater-donates-his-winnings-to-charity-forces-him-to-publicly-apologise-bans-him-for-life-and-all-but-sends-him-to-his-room-without-dinner/

I’m not a gamer, but this headline is just too good. Are you paying attention, *New York Times*?

(Do women have stones? Women have stones, right?)