«Sen. Susan Collins of Maine — state motto: Alabama, but colder and with moose»

https://www.wonkette.com/p/sen-katie-britt-yeah-cut-those-federal

Forgot to add “tick-ridden” to that moose part. And tick-ridden because why? It’s a mystery. Definitely not climate change, though.

Ok, followup, to be fair:

«Oh, the state of Maine is a party to that lawsuit, so the state government is currently doing significantly more to save biomedical research than Susan Collins.»

And more than the state of Alabama.

https://agportal-s3bucket.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/ECF%20001%20Complaint%20-%20Mass.%20v.%20NIH%20%281%29.pdf?VersionId=_KAPAGl0Aq6DYwZOGPY6vWfal7Riqqs9