And after all the hilarity:

«We were promised a newly efficient crew of flying monkeys who’d have all their ducks in a row and get right to work making with the creative destruction. They don’t seem yet to have arrived.

But do not get comfortable and Do Not Congratulate: These sick bastards never get tried of trying.»

https://www.wonkette.com/p/america-1-trump-0-trumps-funding

Nailed it, Wonkette; thank you.