https://twitter.com/larsloving/status/1106655851631308800
On the one hand, it’s a real shame this sort of advice is necessary these day, but on the other hand… huh, maybe I should take the class.
«and i hope you never even hear a gun. that’d be nice.
but i’ve seen people fall through glass doors. saw a kitchen worker put his chef’s knife through his palm. once saw a factory worker lose an arm–i’m just saying, shit happens.