Folks who are interested in seeing the actual text of an actual bill in Congress can amuse themselves by looking at this random one I just pulled up. It seems like a nice, short bill. Looks like it’s about 80% references to other bills. Good luck.

https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr959/text

When people find shocking things in bills, they’re usually buried in language like this. When people make breezy assertions that just reading the bill is the easy way to know what Congress is up to, they’re referring to stuff like this.