https://twitter.com/bibliophileq/status/1005339119000674304?s=20

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I work with a guy from Mexico who doesn’t speak a lot of English. A Canadian goose made a nest by one of the paddock gates and hissed at him while he was putting horses out. He comes back to us after and says, “I do not like the cobra chicken.”

how can anyone be mad at other people for imperfect english when gems such as that exist, cobra chicken I’m dying»