President Chump. Who does this? Someone who really hates confrontation. Who brags about what a great deal-maker he is? Someone who’s a terrible deal-maker because he has no backbone. Who brags about how aggressively he treats women? Someone who wants to impress the guy(s) he’s with. Who chases a porn star around in his hotel room and tells her “I have to see you again”? Who respects “strong leaders” (i.e., heads of authoritarian states)? A chump.

I almost feel sorry for him, because, apparently his dad was a piece of work. Makes me wonder how Barron’s gonna turn out. (Not to mention this country.)